Top 10 Coolest Ways to Die

Inspired by the success of last weeks top-10 list, my roommates and I have compiled another list for your reading pleasure.

1. Making Chuck Norris Jealous - There is some debate as to whether or not jealousy is one of the emotions that Chuck Norris is capable of feeling (such as anger, hate, and bloodthirst) but this would truly be an awesome way to die.

2. Dying in a Chariot Race - Chariot racing lost some popularity with the invention of steam-power so this would defiantly be an unusual, and very cool, way to die.

3. Eating an Actual Pig in a Blanket - We all know that this feat can only be accomplished by the greatest swimmer in the world (Michael Phelps) so an attempt by any mere mortal would be suicide. Emoness aside, killing yourself while trying to prove your gluttony would be very awesome.

4. Killed by the Mythbuster Guys - They are going to kill somebody eventually, what would be cooler than dedicating your soul to the great scientist in the sky and proving once and for all that a man can be impaled by an icicle.

5. Killed in a Civil War Reenactment Accident - When questioned as to how their son died your parents smugly replied "at the battle of Vicksburg"

6. An American Flag Through the Heart - There is no more patriotic way to die.

7. Killed while Participating in a Westside Story Knife Fight - This would be one chill way to meet your maker daddy-o! *finger snap*

8. Being Caught in a Truck While it Transformed into Optimus Prime - Your mangled carcass would serve as evidence of the true power of the Autobots and as a dire warning to the Decepticons.

9. Killed Nonchalontly by Indiana Jones - After wildly waving your swords through the air the embarrassing gunshot that ends your life will bring laughter to millions worldwide as they view the newest installment of Indy's epic series.

1o. Eaten Alive by Rosie O'Donell - Surely the most painful method on this list, your death would help give way to O'Donell awareness.