So I turned on the TV, or as they call it in England, the Tele, and decided to watch a little Soccer, or as they call it in England, football. After a few minutes of watching I realized that the elapsed time of the game was not 8 minutes as I had originally thought, but 80 minutes! Now, why in the world did I only think that the game had been playing for 8 minutes? because the score was still 0 - 0. So let me put this in perspective for you; millions of people were watching and cheering for almost and hour and a half while 10 guys ran up and down a field in shorts, sounds kinda gay.
Gay!?! how dare you! It's not like football isn't just 10 guys running up and down a field in shorts right!?! Wrong. In football; touchdowns, fumbles, and interceptions keep things interesting, and instead of getting a 'yellow card' for physically harming another player, football players are encouraged to smash each-other into smithereens to gain yards.
When I was a little kid, I played some soccer, mostly because my mom thought it was less dangerous than the other sports I would have preferred playing, In the following years Soccer and I have grown apart. In fact, I feel as though the only reason that people enjoy soccer is because they watch it very drunk and because of their feelings of hatred towards the opposing country.
I shall now rate the most exciting sports to the most boring
Exciting
- Basketball
- Football
- Hockey
- Baseball
- Rugby
- Tennis
- Golf <- More boring than Golf after this point
- Badminton
- Tennis
- Paint Drying
- Curling
- Soccer
- Nascar
2 comments:
I admit soccer is an acquired taste to watch, but once loved it is amazing, similar to pusit.
nick! omg you read my blog? Haha well I would have been less critical of soccer had I known that :P
but still, it sucks.
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