Countries that the US is cool with

It has come to my attention that most of the world doesn't like us, and by us I mean US! well In an effort to promote good relations between the United States of America and the rest of the world I will tell YOU what we like about your country! If I didn't mention your country, don't worry! it just means that you haven't done anything particularly interesting for a while, get up and change that!

England: Maybe it's because we speak the same language, and maybe it's because they chase a piece of cheese down a hill every year, but it's probably because their accents make them sound smart. Whatever the reason may be, Americans dig England.

Japan: If you don't love electronics then you're not reading this site, and if you didn't get your electronics from Japan, they probably don't work. They created Seppuku and cartoon pornography, and except for some old people most Americans seem to like them.

Australia: Nothing can make a person more at ease than hearing "G'day mate" in a nice thick Aussie accent. Also, animals with pouches are funny. Did you know that if you feed a koala mayonnaise it will die?

Africa: What? not a country you say? Well they are poor, hungry, dying of AIDS, constantly fighting some sort of war, and they make us feel like Idaho isn't that bad after all.

Jamaica: Cool runnings and Bob Marley are probably the most prevalent stereotypes of Jamaica, and widely enjoyed by pot-heads nationwide.

Antarctica: I think that we own part of it... Penguins are cute! ^_^

Germany: What do most Americans enjoy more than drinking beer? Fighting! lucky for us Germans have provided both of these necessities in vast quantities for the last century or so.

Micronesia: just kidding, I'm not ever sure where that one is.

Italy: Italian food and Godfather parts I & II. You guys can keep part III tho.

That about sums her up! like I said previously, if your country didn't make the grade this time around, keep at it! Never give up, start a revolution or maybe just a bloody coup d'etat and perhaps you too can make it onto the 'it' list.